Something Attacked My Wife This Morning

I came home today to this scene in our kitchen. A crime scene, complete with yellow Police Line ribbon.

A crime scene in our kitchen.
A crime scene in our kitchen.

It seems one of our utensils “attacked” my beloved M as she was cleaning up after cooking.

It seems so surreal.
It seems so surreal.
Quite professionally done, too.
Quite professionally done, too.

Initially, I thought the letter that came with it was a ransom note or something similar.

"Napakasakit, Kuya Eddie..."
“Napakasakit, Kuya Eddie…”

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The aftermath: Our bodyguard, Leonardo, says the can opener is now in custody. It keeps claiming its innocence, although we know the lengths to which they would twist the truth. Our vegetable peeler, specifically, would often lie to save its skin, not to mention the skin of its vegetable world.

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Ciao!

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